Remember that time we went to Indiana
And we stole that Baloney,
We paid for the bread, and the mustard too,
but we did not pay for the Baloney, Yeah.

Then you left me for that trucker,
and I spent two days in jail,
I had no bail, I spent two nights in jail,
but I still had my baloney, Yeah.

Then we met in New York City,
You were standing there you looked so pretty,
You said it'd be like it was before,
Then you kicked me out the door, Yeah

If you ever go to Indiana,
Don't steal a baloney,
pay for the bread, and the mustard too,
And pay for the baloney, Yeah.

Yeahhhhh, Yeahhhhh, Yeahhhhh

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How Come

How come I think I’m in Love with you?
How come you think you can love me too
How come I feel like it feels like it does
How come you said you needed my love

How Come You Can’t afford it girl!
How Come You  wont to risk it all
How Come I don’t know what to do,
How Can I clear my mind of you

How come I say something
How come you don’t hear me
How come you wont see me
How come you wont please me

How Come you got a life to live
How Come you got a reason to live
How Come you got some love to give
How Come you got what I needed to live

How come I think I’m in Love with you?
How come you think you can love me too
How come I feel like it feels like it does
How come you said you needed my love

How come I say something
How come you don’t hear me
How come you wont see me
How come you wont please me

(Solo)

How come I say something
How come you don’t hear me
How come you wont see me
How come you wont please me

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Liz

Trying to get a way from Liz!
Trying to get a way from Liz!
Fat hips hips and Purple Lips,
smells like potato chips.
Tell Liz to keep away from me.

Trying to get a way from Liz!
Trying to get a way from Liz!
See her waiting for the bus,
her sweater is made of Fuzz.
Tell Liz to keep away from me.

Trying to get a way from Liz!
Trying to get a way from Liz!
Always trying to give me a kiss,
her hands feel like fish.
Tell Liz to keep away from me.

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ODE TO BILL

Thank You Bill, for Windows NT
Thank You Bill, For Office XP
Thank You Bill, for Windows 95
Windows 98 SE

2000 Server and Windows ME
Windows For Workgroups and Windows XP
Thank you Bill, For all the Things for Free..

Thank You Bill, for Visual Studio 6,
And all the Bugs that I can try to Fix
Thank you Bill, for MS-DOS
I'd rather use that instead of LINUX

2000 Server and Windows ME
Windows for Workgroups and Windows XP
Thank you Bill, for all the things for free

Thank You Bill, for Office 97
Soon replaced with Office 2000
Thank You Bill, for Windows 3.1
All those days are done and Gone

2000 Server and Windows ME
Windows for Workgroups and Windows XP
Thank you Bill, for all the things for free

All The Software I have For Free
Bill Gates has Given to me
I don't have a License you see,
Just don't send the Feds after me

2000 Server and Windows ME
Windows for Workgroups and Windows XP
Thank you Bill, for all the things for free

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One Eyed Love

You turn me on
You turn my lights on
Living with you is easy to do you're the one I love
Living with you is easy to do you're the one eyed love.
You are the only one, and you've only got one, you only have one eye for me.

You turn me on
You turn my lights on
Living with you is easy to do you're the one I love
Living with you is easy to do you're the one eyed love.
You are the only one, and you've only got one, you only have one eye to see.

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Deja Vu, Again

Deja Vu, Again, Deja Vu, Again
Deja Vu, Again, Deja Vu, Again
I've seen things that I've seen before now I'm passed out on the floor

Deja Vu, Again, Deja Vu, Again
Deja Vu, Again, Deja Vu, Again
I've seen things that I've seen before now I'm passed out on the floor

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cYbErGiRl69 

Talk to her every night, but don't know her name.
She's always on my mind, it's driving me insane.
wait for her to come on line, stay up half the night
when she types me it makes me feel alright

She's my little Cyber Girl
Best girl in the whole wide world
She's my little Cyber Girl
Cyber girl...
Cyber girl...
Cyber girl... Yeah

Friends say you're not real, but I know you're the one.
Don't care what they say, with you I'll have some fun.
When I'm all alone, I can talk to you.
You always make me smile, when I'm feeling blue.

Cyber Girl I love you, and I hope you understand
One day I will meet you, I hope that you are not a MAN!!!
 

She's my little Cyber Girl
Best girl in the whole wide world
She's my little Cyber Girl
Cyber girl...
Cyber girl...
Cyber girl... Yeah

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Going Away

I'm sitting here watching my TV,
Then I look and It's not on anymore,
and then I think about the Jam on Friday night,
Should I stay or should I go away.

Go away for the weekend cause there's nothing on,
and there's nothing new any more just the same old thing,
over and over.

I'm going away for the weekend,
I can see the cars passing by my window,
and I know I'm on my way, far away,
should I come back or keep going on my way.

Go away for the weekend cause there's nothing on,
and there's nothing new any more just the same old thing,
over and over.

I'm going a way for the weekend
I'm going a way for the weekend
I'm going a way for the weekend
I'm going a way for the weekend

Go away for the weekend cause there's nothing on,
and there's nothing new any more just the same old thing,
over and over.

I'm going a way for the weekend
I'm going a way for the weekend
I'm going a way for the weekend (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm going a way for the weekend

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Muffin Man

I'm not the gingerbread man,
can't run as fast as you can,
I am the muffin man who lives on Drewery Lane.
I'm not little bo peep I haven't lost my sheep,
I am the muffin man who lives on Drewery Lane.

Do you know the muffin man?, Do you know the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man?, Do you know the muffin man?
I am the muffin man, He is the muffin man
I am the muffin man, He is the muffin man.
Who lives on Drewery Lane.

We're not the 3 little pigs,
our house's not made of twigs
I am the muffin man who lives on Drewery Lane.
I'm not little miss muffet,
I'll kick you in the tuffet,
I am the muffin man who lives on Drewery Lane.

Do you know the muffin man?, Do you know the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man?, Do you know the muffin man?
I am the muffin man, He is the muffin man
I am the muffin man, He is the muffin man.
Who lives on Drewery Lane.

I'm not the gingerbread man,
can't run as fast as you can,
I am the muffin man who lives on Drewery Lane.
I'm not little bo-peep I haven't lost my sheep,
I am the muffin man who lives on Drewery Lane.

Do you know the muffin man?, Do you know the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man?, Do you know the muffin man?
I am the muffin man, He is the muffin man
I am the muffin man, He is the muffin man.
Who lives on Drewery Lane.

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Peatyboy

Called him on the Telephone
no one answered no one's home
peaty boy it's Friday night it's time to play
Where are ya where'd ya go
we gotta practice for the show
Peaty Boy we're waiting for you
It's time to play

Peaty boy where are you?
why did you run away from me now
Peaty Boy where are you
You know it's time to play.

Peaty Boy oh Peaty Boy
Peaty Boy oh Peaty Boy
Peaty Boy oh Peaty Boy

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Listen to Me!

You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!

You better do what I say
Or you're gonna have to pay!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!

I'm never wrong
I'm always right!
Listen to me
Or there'll be a fight!

You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!

I'm always right,
I'm never wrong
Don't tell me how
to sing my song!

You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!
You better listen to me!